Random Questions

do you type really fast? - yup. I sure do.

does it annoy people who are around you (like in the library)? - probably- cause I sure do make a lot of noise when I type. i am NOT a quiet typer.

do you/did you like high school? - Yes. particularly boarding school. Though I didn't know that I liked it at the time.

how old are you? - Old enough that answering that question makes me a little sad.

do you know anyone who has the same birthday as you? if so name them - Yes. Two. Lynn Moulun, one of my childhood best friends. And Roza Orlova, one of my current closest friends.

favorite pen color - Black. So original. I know...

what word do you constantly misspell when typing? - teh. I mean "the".

do you have trees in your yard? - No yard= no trees. But I did have trees in my yard growing up.

name one comedian that everyone thinks is funny but you absolutely cannot stand - Tom Green. UGH!

name one director you hate and tell why - Michael Bay. Two words: Pearl Harbor.

do you like tim burton? - Yes. I really really do. In fact, he ranks in my top five favorite directors, along with Oliver Stone, Stanley Kubrick, Martin Scorcese, and Darren Aronofsky.

what annoys you more than anything? - stupidity. I have no patience for it.

tell me about the weirdest pair of socks you own - I have Christmas socks- they are homemade, red wool with yellow snow flakes and they are completely ridiculous. I love them.

if you woke up tomorrow morning as the opposite sex, what would you do first? - Likely, grunt. And then I would scratch my groin. This appears to be a ritual for most men I know.

did you read fear street books? - I most certainly did. In fact, I might re-read them all now as an adult cause I have a thing for nostalgia.

how about sweet valley high? - yes, though I'm a little ashamed to admit it.

babysitter's club? the boxcar children? - WHY MUST YOU DIG UP MY SHAMEFUL MEMORIES????

goosebumps? - Nope. Too old for them when they came out.

favorite show on nickelodeon (can be from the late 80's/early 90's when nick was good) - You Can't Do That On Television. Rocked my socks.

did you watch are you afraid of the dark? - A couple of times. Never really got into it.

did zeebo the clown scare you? - Who???

where do you vacation every summer? - usually at home in Falher or with my Dad in Edmonton. Sometimes in Ottawa/Quebec.

do you like the beach? - Sure, who doesn't?

do you tan or burn easily? - I burn up red like a ripe tomato without super strength sunscreen. Don't really tan.

do you make up your own words and lingo? if so tell me about it - i only make up words when I'm trying to cover up the fact that I screwed the word up. I'm kind of silly that way. I usually adopt other people's lingo very quickly. I'm not sure if they adopt mine.

do you eat lots of tv dinners? - No, I like to cook too much.

favorite hot pocket flavor - Hot pocket? Is that like a pizza pop?

if you could make one celebrity magically disappear, who would it be? - Britney Spears.

how is life treating you? - Well, so long as I am breathing, I can't really say anything other than fine.

do people like you? - 50/50. They either like me or hate me. I can understand both positions.

what do you think it is that makes the "popular" people popular? - The fact that they believed it. That and money.

what do you wear the most: jeans, cords, dickies, khakis, skirts, or shorts? - jeans. And track pants.

are you using a pc or mac? - MAC BABY!

do you like chunky peanut butter? - yes. But it should not be used in hand jobs.

what amazes you about the opposite sex? - their fascination with breast.

are you in love with anyone? - Being in love is a strong concept. I could rant about this now, but it would take too long.

do you like anyone? - I like lots of people. Like is a stupid term that should not be used in trying to define how one feels for someone else. There are so many better words out there: Think outside the box.

if so, who - Ugh. As if I would ever answer this online, even if I had an answer.

why do you like them/why are you in love with them? - K, can we move on from this topic now?

favorite cereal - Sweet. New Topic. I like cheerios. With bananas. Brings back memories of my childhood.

name a movie that makes you cry - There are only three that actually make me seriously cry: Terms of Endearment, Big Fish and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

what's something you like about the opposite sex, physically, that your friends think is odd? - Long hair.

is it true that only the good die young? - Sure- If Billy Joel said it, who am I to argue with a genius?

if so, are you going to live forever or die soon? - Well, I think I might be the exception to the rule. I will probably die sooner rather than later. But then again, I seem to be able to survive really big illnesses and walk away relatively unscathed. So maybe I'm the anti-christ.

do you live for today? - I live for today- but that doesn't mean I forget about yesterday, and don't plan for tomorrow.

how fast can you run? - Relatively fast- but mainly, I'm really good at long distances.

favorite band from the 60's/70's - Led Zeppelin.

have any of your friends had kids as teenagers? - Too many. I'm from a small town. Kinda sad really.

did they finish high school? - Some did, some didn't.

favorite 80's television show - Perfect Strangers. That was the 80s, right? And sesame street, Mr. Dressup and Astro Boy.

were you even born in the 80's? - yup. Sure was.

what year? - 1981

have you ever taught a little kid a curse word? - probably. It's the kind of thing I would probably do. it was probably in french too.

if so which one was it? - Couldn't tell you, but Tabernacle is likely.

do you think little boys are horrendously ill behaved? - Nope. Love them. Little girls are the issue. Anyone who has worked with kids will tell you that. Girls are MEAN!

have you ever thrown anything at a moving car? if so, what? - Yes. A milkshake. On my friend's windshield.

name a villian in a movie that scared you when you were a kid - The Skexies in the Dark Crystal. Man those things freak me out even today!

have you seen the original friday the thirteenth? - yes, in fact I own it.

the original chucky? - Ditto.

the original halloween? - One more time. My answers are getting a little repetitive.

what's your favorite channel? - Probably TBS.

what do you say when you stub your toe off of the corner of the coffee table? - "CHRISSE!"

what's the highest thing you've ever jumped off of and landed unharmed? - I didn't jump, I fell...off a chair lift at a ski hill. Thank God for Powder!

does it snow where you live? - Apparently it does, the last week of February. SWEET!

if yes, do you go sled riding? - YES! SLEDDING TIME SOON!

have you ever used anything weird, like a frisbee or a trashcan lid, for a sled? - YES. Name it, I have used it. Though I've never used a hulla dancer. I know someone who tried. Didn't work out too well for him though.

how many people do you know who were born in november? -3

what month has the most people you know born in it? - April

do holidays make you festive? - yes, but not necessarily in the "Yes, please play more corny ass christmas songs in the shopping mall starting November 1st" sort of way...

magazines you subscribe to - None. Not really a magazine person.

do you read the supermarket tabloids? - If there's a lineup for the cashier.

have you ever smashed somebody's halloween pumpkin? - HEE HEE> yes. DU/Pi Phi exchange. And then I made a submarine out of pumpkin guts. It was awesome.

ever had yours smashed? - Yes. I was a little sad. But we made a fake penis out of the remainder. And that was funny as hell.

do you celebrate christmas? - yes.

if not, do you still watch "how the grinch stole christmas" when it comes on television? - Well, I do celebrate christmas...I didn't know that automatically meant watching that movie. But I do watch it, so maybe the quiz is on to something...

do you think the grinch movie starring jim carrey was a waste of money? - Nope. I laughed myself stupid in it.

ever had a hot teacher? - Yes.

if yes, did you flirt with him/her? - I dated him. Sounded like a good idea at the time, I guess. Man, I need to stop acting on "good ideas"

how do you treat people you are attracted to? (this is not a stupid question; some people are immature and are mean to those they like) - usually the same as others. I don't tend to notice I'm attracted to people for quite some time. I'm pretty dense that way. And I tend to flirt with everyone- supposedly.

what do you want for your birthday this year? - A great party. With a party hat. I love party hats. And copious amounts of tequilla body shots.

have you ever egged somebody's house? - yes. part and parcel with being in a frat I think.

has someone ever egged yours? - Yup. I had dried egg on my window at the pi phi house forever cause the power washer couldn't reach it. GROSSNESS.

do we all go a little mad sometimes? - yup. All the time actually.

what pisses you off more than anything in the world? - Stupidity. Didn't I answer that already?

do you still go trick or treating? - No, but I always want to. No one will go with me.

do you believe in santa claus? - I believe that all children SHOULD believe in Santa Claus. Does that count?

have you ever worked in a supermarket? - Nope. thank God.

how about a restaurant? - Yes. Damn you God!

if yes, do you agree with me when i say that those are the two worst establishments to work in? - Nope. I actually kind of liked waitressing. The worst establishment is an office cubicle. UGH.

what color is your bedspread? - Which one? Actually, scratch that. All three are blue. Man, I am stupidly creative.

do your eyes change colors? - Sort of. Usually they are pretty gray. But sometimes they look more blue.

do you believe that we walked on the moon? - Um. Yes...I didn't know there was any question about it.

what's your opinion of the u.s. retaliation in afghanistan? - DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED! Trust me.

do you live by yourself? - Nope. 2 roommates.

have you ever gotten a computer virus? - Yeah. Phil fixed it. He rocks.

if so, what was it and how did you get rid of it? - I have no idea. And again, Fabulous Phil.

describe your junior high/middle school gym teacher - Gorgeous. Shy. Great to go drinking with!

how do you react when someone is talking to you --up in your face-- and they have really bad breath? - I grimace. Can't help it. Then I wonder about my breath, and get really self-conscious until I get some gum in my mouth.

what was your first date like? - I don't really think I had one. Just started hanging out with my first boyfriend and it eventually led to a super long term relationship.

did you go/are you going to the prom? - If by prom, you mean Grad, yes. My "escort" was my teacher Larry, though on paper I went alone. Our first dance was hilarious! It was great!

if you've already gone, was it good or bad? explain why - Nope. it was a great night. tons of fun. Second only to the pre-grad wine and cheese, where I had my ENTIRE grad class stay at my house. My roommate and her son somehow managed to sleep through the whole thing. I was impressed!

do you get uneasy when you see a person of a different color than you walking down the same street as you in the middle of the night? - I get uneasy when i see a male walking down the street. The fear factor of being female I guess.

if yes, do you think that makes you racist? - Nope. It makes me a man-hating bitch.

are you a vegetarian? - nope. love beef.

how about vegan? - nope. Too fricken complicated.

if no to both, do you think you could be? - not really. Again, I love beef!

have you ever given up a certain type of food? if so, what was it and why did you do it? - My doctors keep trying to put me on a crazy "NO FOOD" diet...well, not NO FOOD, but NO GOOD FOOD is probably a better term. It doesn't work too well. I am the worst patient ever!

spit out a random song lyric for me. make sure you tell me the name of the song and who sings it! - "Well, your mother told me all that I would give you was a reputation. She never cared for me, but did she ever say a prayer for me?" Billy Joel, Only the Good Die Young.

who does the chores around your house? - Ugh. Me. When I want to.

name one person who annoys you more than anyone else, and tell why - no particular person, just a type of behavior: WHITE KNIGHT SYNDROME. i hate people who believe that that they have the right to tell me how to live my life. I'm a big girl, I make my own decisions.

what movie could you watch a million times and never get tired of? - Usual Suspects.

what movie have you watched a million times, and you still laugh at the jokes? - High Fidelity.

what movie do you hope you never see again? - Dodgeball. GAH!

have you ever hugged a stuffed animal or pillow and pretended that it was your significant other, or someone you had a crush on, and then someone caught you talking to it, and stroking its soft, fuzzy fur, and laughed at you and told the whole school? - Um...no...but if you need to share, please do. It's good to talk about these things....healthy....and stuff...

do you drive? - yes. seldom.

if so, do you like to drive at night or in the day time? - Night.

has anyone ever called you a bitch? - yes.

has anyone ever called you an asshole? - Yes.

are you a bitch/asshole? - Yes. You ask like it's a bad thing...?

what's the first thing you do when you get home from school/work? - Take my shoes off.

favorite pop tart flavor - Chocolate. Though, I am not really a huge huge fan of them.

do you play any musical instruments? if so, what? - I sing and play the piano. I want to learn guitar. It's a new goal.

tell me about the best school-related activity you ever took part in - Volleyball.

have you ever built a snowman? - Yes. I'm from Canada. Who hasn't?

did you cry when it melted, or when the kid next door knocked its head off with a shovel? - No. But I beat the little bastards up.

what's your religion? - Roman Catholic.

do you try to force it on other people? - Nope. People need to make their own choices.

do you knock on people's doors at 7 a.m. on saturdays, trying to give them a pamphlet and tell them about the lord, or ask random people at the mall if they’ve been saved, yet you think that doesn’t count as forcing religion, you son of a bitch? - No, but I should...apparently that's what crazy people do.

what's the best restaurant you've ever eaten at? - The Cheese Factory...mmm fondus. Must go back there soon.

have you ever been flipping channels late at night and caught a glimpse of some porn on skinemax? yup. though I have no idea what skinemax is.

if so, did you watch it? don't say no, i know you did - Yup. Sure did. Though generally more for academic interest than sexual interest. Porn isn't really my thing. If I wanted to watch people have sex, I'd put a mirror on my ceiling.

what's the code word or phrase you and your friends use for the word SEX? - nookie. I think the popularity of that particular term with my friends is likely because of me. I've been using it for years.

is sex an uncomfortable topic for you? - Nope. It's actually my field of study.

what is the one thing in the world that just looking at it makes you vomit, or come close to it? - rats. UGH. I hate rats.

when other people vomit, does it make you sick? - No unless it smells really strongly.

do your clothes match? - usually. Though not very creatively.

what are you wearing right now? - my new pink pjs. YAY La Senza shopping spree.

did you ever have those fisher price roller skates that go over top of your shoes? - Sure did. Loved those things. They were adjustable and everything.

did you have a bike with a banana seat? - yes. I loved that thing too.

could you ride it? - of course. I'm very versatile.

have you lived in the same house your entire life? - Nope. I moved A LOT.

what’s the weirdest thing you’ve lived next to? - A church.

who is the ugliest person you’ve ever seen? - hmmm...I have no idea. Even if I did, I doubt I would recall it.

do you watch talk shows? - not if I can help it.

do you think miss cleo is full of shit? - Miss cleo? I have no idea. But Cleo on Clone High cracked me up.

if not, have you called her and wasted your money, you idiot? - um...again...Miss Cleo?

what are your thoughts on keeping animals in captivity? - Animals need space- if they can get the space they need in captivity and have a safe and healthy environment, then I'm cool with it.

what do you think of all the “superstores” that are popping up everywhere? (super walmart, super k-mart, super target)? - Please stop using slave labor and the blood and sweat of children- poverty should not be an automatic "use me" trait.

what do you think of pop music? - pop music is a term used to describe "popular music"- it's very generic. I dislike some types of pop music- R&B, Dance and Teen in particular. But I like other pop music like Rock, Indie and Folk. Intro to Pop Music was one of the best classes i took at the U of A.

tell me something i don’t know - Ummm...I thought I did. What the hell was this survey about if it wasn't that? Stupid survey. I need sleep. Stupid insomnia. Gah.

K- done now.